#6 Do not shave your pubes

OK, it’s a common truth that the Japanese don’t shave their hairy private parts. Now you’d think you don’t have to worry about that because the Japanese don’t generally see your shamefully Westernized bikini zone, right?  Wrong.

Think of all the short but revealing moments in the onsen, while changing in the gym, etc.

So, you better get that bush growing..!

Now, what do you do if your boyfriend/girlfriend is NOT Japanese and might not understand your choice:

  • if he/she lives in Japan too, it’s a good idea for them to also want to be part of the culture. You can both agree to stop shaving/trimming and save some time for other pleasant activities, like reading books or playing monopoly, because your sex drive might decrease with all that hair stuck in the teeth.
  • If you left him/her in your home country, just don’t mention that next time you have skype sex.
  • Actually, why are you dating a foreigner in the first place?! You live in Japan, and especially if you’re a man, you should NOT be dating a foreign woman. No one dates a foreign woman in Japan, apart from men on business trips (well, an Eastern European hostess migh get some catch).

OK, now lets have a look at possible consequences, advantages/disadvantages and practical tips.

Advantages & disadvantages:
  1. If you are a man with a small penis, you can hide it in your bush and no one will ever know. Even your girlfriend won’t know because it will go from one bush straight into another.
  2. You can hide the visible signs of STDs in that bush. No one can see genital warts once they’re covered by a good few centimetres of bush, now can they? Hence, you can still get laid; Moreover, people will not be afraid of you in the onsen even if you have all the ugliest STDs in the world.
  3. You save around 6,000yen each month if you stop waxing (which can buy you a dildo should your gaijin boyfriend dump you for that)
Tips:
  1. Get some tooth-floss. You’ll need it to get out all the pubes stuck in your teeth.
  2. Get hair-bands, bobby pins and similar equipment before engaging into oral play.
  3. They say that the Japanese can pull-off the whole pube thing because their pubic hair is different. Tip: use the best, most rich hair conditioner on your pubes to make them as silky as possible. You may want to try hair straighteners.

Please refer to the article “Why the Japanese don’t shave” for an insight into this daring tradition.

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14 responses to “#6 Do not shave your pubes

  1. There’s nothing in the least bit “daring” about this. Only one generation ago in the West it was freakish to shave your pubes. Even most porn stars didn’t shave! What’s with all these young Westerners these days who somehow come to thinking it’s “normal” to shave and “abnormal” not to? And even more ridiculous, they seem to think it’s always been that way! I’m only 33, and you freaks are making me feel old…

  2. Old Japan is still stuck behind its racism and pride.

    “Actually, why are you dating a foreigner in the first place?! You live in Japan, and especially if you’re a man, you should NOT be dating a foreign woman. No one dates a foreign woman in Japan, apart from men on business trips (well, an Eastern European hostess migh get some catch).”

    Love does not judge, so glad my parents came to Australia and thus I wasn’t born Japanese.

  3. “Actually, why are you dating a foreigner in the first place?! You live in Japan, and especially if you’re a man, you should NOT be dating a foreign woman.”

    WOAH what is this. Bs

  4. “You live in Japan,and especially of you’re a man,you should NOT be dating a foreign woman”. What in the world ? This is insulting in so many ways hahaha

  5. Shaving your pubes is practical…you should not shave your pubes to please your partner, you should shave it because when you pee(as a woman) the pee comes stuck in your pubes…that’s really nasty…shaving/waxing prevents infections and thus makes it cleaner. You should be clean for yourself!

    • You’re an idiot for many reasons. 1. As a woman I can tell you hair is around the vagina not inside of it & pee doesn’t get on it… 2. Actually studies have proven that shaving actually causes more infections (because you’re removing hair & leaving lots of openings for germs to get in & they’re all located near where urine, feces, & blood come out) & women who are shaved are far more likely to get yeast infections & often have several a year. The irony is that shaving ‘looks cleaner’ but in actuality is dirtier/dangerous for the woman. There’s a reason hair exists down there it’s to prevent infections.

  6. Keep It Movin'

    This is so wretched.
    1) Your tiny penis will actually appear bigger with less hair.

    2) Having sex with someone WITHOUT alerting them to your STD is fucking wretched & foul!!! I hope your junk falls off if you’re doing that! Going trimmed/hairless actually reduces crabs and is more sanitary.

    3) Sex is much more enjoyable shaved. Calculate how much time a guy spends on cunnilingus on a shaved vulva than an unshaven one. The timing is usually more than tripled. Why deny yourself that pleasure?

  7. My wife said the reason they don’t is their mothers say girls need to keep the hair also they would be embarrassed for them if they went to the doctor shaved

  8. Learn to appreciate having your pubic hair. Frankly, I have no problem with having pubic hair especially if you’re a girl in Japan. I know there is a sense of allure and aesthetic beauty to it. That’s good. I don’t mean to sound rude but,I mean this in a nice way, real women/girls have bushes!

  9. I think hair on a women is sexy

    • I think having a bush/pubic hair is very erotic and sexy about it. That’s good:-)

      • Some guys say a shaved vaginal is better but if you shave you look like a little girl well I like women.My wife did shave one time for me but we decided it looks better with hair

  10. I think that women that don’t shave look sexy

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